Your presence makes me feel cuddly.
You're more special than relativity.
Holding you makes me excited and nervous, kind of like holding a new horn.
Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
I'd love to strum your g-string.
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?