Best pick up lines ever

No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, nerdy, funny
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny, nerdy
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, reverse
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
I do not have a favorite place, but I am sure it is next to you.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean
Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy
Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy
I imagine kissing you would be like drinking ocean water. I can drink all I want but my thirst would only increase.
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I can make you hit all the high notes!
82.03 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, music
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