Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
The Specials? The only special thing here is you.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as "casting my net."
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan.
Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.
Let's get together to do the graphic things I've been hinting at using innocent emojis.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.