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Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I wonder what your batter tastes like.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
They say dating is a numbers game...so can I get your number?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Could you please tell me, what time is it? I was so charmed by you, that I completely lost track of the time!
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
You must be Cinderella, because i see that dress disappearing by midnight.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, cute
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