What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady.
You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
Say, you remind me of a pop tart. You're cool because you're hot!
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.