We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.
Call me Eric Clapton, cause I'll pluck your heart strings.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
You're so cute, it's distracting.
(standing close and staring at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kind of sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.