I see you're playing Tetris, give me a call if you need a long piece.
Choosing her over you was like choosing Josh Hamilton over Torii Hunter. I regret it every moment of my life.
You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business.
Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race.
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what's your protocol? Left or right?
You're prettier than I am.
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!