What does coffee and pussy have in common?
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
I imagine kissing you would be like drinking ocean water. I can drink all I want but my thirst would only increase.
Are you vaporizing from a solit state? Because you're sublime.
If i was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I less than three you... (I < 3 you.)
Clothes are not sexy, clothes are clothes. Women are sexy and beautiful. And you, my darling, are all of the above.
Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.