If you were a baker, I'd fill your buns with cream.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I wield a big stick.
You plus me equals we.