Baby, i'm gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
Been thinking about you all day.
You're kidding me – it's that easy to be good-looking?
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick.
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
Love your new profile picture.
What's your favorite place to be touched?
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
Life gives you hundreds reasons to cry, then you give one reason to smile!