Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
If you were a baker, I'd fill your buns with cream.
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.