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Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now i were on top of you?
81.77 % 30 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
81.77 % 30 votes
Pick up line: cute, reverse
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
81.77 % 30 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
81.77 % 30 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
If you were a baker, I'd fill your buns with cream.
81.77 % 30 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
81.77 % 30 votes
Pick up line: funny
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
81.77 % 30 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
81.77 % 30 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
81.77 % 30 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
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