If a piece of paper meant "sexy," then you'd be a forest!
Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
Don't knock on my door, it is always opened to you.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You are the reason I wake up with a smile. You are on my mind 24x7.
I'd fancy being beneath you physically in addition to socially.
I tell you things sober I don't even tell other people drunk.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.