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Could you please lower down your hotness? It's really causing global warming.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Are you from Wisconsin? Cause your pick up lines are very Cheesy!
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, weird
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, dirty
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: golf, cheesy
Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele?
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy
Miss, do you have a string? No? It's a shame, I wanted to connect with you and build a relationship.
81.69 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
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