I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Am I dreaming? Because this is so unreal.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
Hey baby, did you know they call me yoggie bear? (No, why?) Because I'm always chasing after the honey!