You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
You make me even hotter than global warming does.
I shall beat you to within an inch of your life...and then i am going to have you.
Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
You are threatening my health. You're so sweet that you give me a diabetes.
Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up.
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
I'm single. Can you believe that?
Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".