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I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
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Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
Am I dreaming? Because this is so unreal.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You smell so familiar.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, cheesy
Hey baby, did you know they call me yoggie bear? (No, why?) Because I'm always chasing after the honey!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute
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