I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Am I dreaming? Because this is so unreal.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
You smell so familiar.
Hey baby, did you know they call me yoggie bear? (No, why?) Because I'm always chasing after the honey!