I miss things from you that have not happened yet.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
I had a great time wondering if the evening would end in sex.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You are going to be the first and the last person I will think of every one of my days until the end.
So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....you stole my heart.
Are you computer engineer? Because you've hacked my heart.
I don't mind what you dress like or what you wear, I only care about what you carry inside.