Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
Are you from the moon? Cause your physique is out of this world.
I'm sick because of your absence, my temperature increased when I didn't here your voice. The only cure is your hug, touch, kiss and our togetherness.
Are you the Elder wand? Because I feel like with you I could do anything? Even like, weird stuff.
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we "do" over overpriced beer?
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel.
I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.