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Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind until the day I met you...
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Pick up line: clean, corny
I don't know what Quidditch position you play, but you sure look like a keeper.
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Pick up line: funny
Your willingness to discuss Harry Potter with me greatly increases the probability that I'll let you Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets, and that's not just the Butterbeer talking.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
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Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, clean, corny
Baby...wanna come for a ride?
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Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, funny
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
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