Roses are red, violets are blue, love never crossed my mind until the day I met you...
I don't know what Quidditch position you play, but you sure look like a keeper.
Your willingness to discuss Harry Potter with me greatly increases the probability that I'll let you Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets, and that's not just the Butterbeer talking.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
Baby...wanna come for a ride?
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.