Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
All the other girls are just rough drafts.... But I think you are the FINAL COPY!!
Here's your first wish, what are your other two?
On a scale of 1 to 10: You're a 9 & I'm the 1 you need.
Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome
You're drop-dead gorgeous.
Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.