Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
You give me caterpillars, which we all know turn into butterflies, I just don't know you well enough yet.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.
You're too hot. You should chill with me.
It's time to begin. Is it in?
I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
You probably already know I like you. Cause you have to feel it even when you sleep.
I'm straight-edge but I got drunk looking at you.