Best pick up lines ever

I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I'm alien, can I probe you?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I hope you're into cyborg-human relations, because I'm feeling like a machine right now.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
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