Best pick up lines ever

Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"
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Pick up line: cheesy
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
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Pick up line: dirty, football
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
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Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
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Pick up line: cheesy
I tell you things sober I don't even tell other people drunk.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean
Knock knock! Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: knock-knock
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