Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I wonder what your batter tastes like.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
I'm bad in English but I can tell you that I love you.
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?