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Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy
Lets play railroad. I'll be the train and you're the tunnel.
83.88 % 14 votes

Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok. Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Hey, want to be pirates with me? Maybe we could hook up.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, football
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
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