Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Lets play railroad. I'll be the train and you're the tunnel.
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"
Hey, want to be pirates with me? Maybe we could hook up.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.