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Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, cheesy
I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and there's no way I can carry all of these bags inside by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can wait...
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
Do you follow Manchester, cause I see us United.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, football
Being with you makes me want to stop studying. Almost.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny
You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Is there a mine around here? [No] Cause I just found a diamond!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
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