Best pick up lines ever

If you see a shooting star, close your eyes and make a wish. It worked for me, I wished for you!
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Pick up line: clean
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
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Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
Are you chemist? Because I want to do you periodically on a table.
Don't knock on my door, it is always opened to you.
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Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
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Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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