What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from someone?
I'd love to go on a date with you so I can explain how undateable I am.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case.
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
You realize, baby girl, everyone names their instruments. Want to name mine?
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
You don't need a bodyguard, you need a 'bootyguard'.