If you see a shooting star, close your eyes and make a wish. It worked for me, I wished for you!
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
Are you chemist? Because I want to do you periodically on a table.
Don't knock on my door, it is always opened to you.
You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?