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Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean
Make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
You must be Cinderella, because i see that dress disappearing by midnight.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
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