Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
Make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
You must be Cinderella, because i see that dress disappearing by midnight.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?