Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Don't smile at me like this or I won't be able to hold myself back any longer and I will kiss you immediately.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
You know what? If you were a booger, I'd definitely pick you first.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
When I first met you, I honestly didn't know you were gonna be this important to me.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.