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I wish we lived in Alaska where the nights would last forever.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I don't know how many times you've thrown me off-beat by marching next to me.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I get uneasy meeting new people. So I am forcing myself to approach the prettiest girl in the room and introduce myself.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, biology, science, nerdy
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
The thing that I like the most about your voice is when you talk to me.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
82.72 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
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