Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
I hope you're into cyborg-human relations, because I'm feeling like a machine right now.
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.