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All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty
Hey girl, it's pleasant when brothers and sisters dwell together in unity. And you can't have unity without U.N.I.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: christian, corny
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, clean, corny
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy
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