All you need is safe sax, a reed, and me.
Hey girl, it's pleasant when brothers and sisters dwell together in unity. And you can't have unity without U.N.I.
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.