Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
We're gonna look back at this app in 20 years and tell our kids our story. Then can follow up later with.. But first we need to make our story, starting with your number.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?