Best pick up lines ever

What is long and hard, and right behind you?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, clean
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I can't move-on!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I'm a werewolf and you're the moon; When I see you I can't help ging crazy.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
I want to spend the rest of my life entertaining you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean
Give it back. (Give what back?) My breath.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
(Point at your chest/heart) It's a port-key. Once you touch it, it'll take you somewhere you ain't never been before.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, cheesy
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