You're like finding the perfect audition piece; rare, beautiful, and well worth the search.
So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? (No.) Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it.
When Santa saw you he came early.
Which Disney Channel Original Movie is your all time favorite?
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
You should see the things I do to you in my dreams...
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.