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I can get you off the Naughty List.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, nerdy
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because I'd have you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
Let's do some bedroom acrobatics.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, dirty
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Requesting backup!There's some L-O-V-E in progress over here!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Let's relax tonight by spending two hours trying to find something to watch on Netflix.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, nerdy
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