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I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, nerdy, corny
You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
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Pick up line: cheesy
Love is not a word to say. Love is not a game to play. Love doesn't start in April and ends in May. Love is yesterday, tomorrow and forever.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, clean, corny
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
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Pick up line: dog, corny, dirty
I would give my heart and soul for just a moment with you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
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Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, dirty
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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