I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Love is not a word to say. Love is not a game to play. Love doesn't start in April and ends in May. Love is yesterday, tomorrow and forever.
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
I would give my heart and soul for just a moment with you.
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.