I'm alien, can I probe you?
Do you squat often? Cause that ass is unbelievable.
Excuse me, is your name Grace? Because you are so amazing.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
I'm lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.
[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick.
Let me guess, is your name Summer? (No.) I thought you were because you're so hot.
Can I be your butter on your bread?