Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
You are what I want for Christmas.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I see you and my life is complete.
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
You're the woman I want to spend my life with today.