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Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
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Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
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Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty
You're the woman I want to spend my life with today.
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
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Pick up line: dirty, creepy
Did you go swimming earier or did I get you wet?
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Pick up line: dirty
Girl if you think I'm good at memorizing sheet music, just think about what I can do with your body.
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Pick up line: cheesy, music, dirty
I'm used to staying up all night.
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Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Big spoon or small spoon?
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Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty
Here you go ~ HOT TEA. 'Cause that's what you are A HOTTIE.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
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