If we vote opposite on November 2nd, can we still be friends?
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then you'll nail me.
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
Team Jennifer or Team Jolie?
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
Do you squat often? Cause that ass is unbelievable.
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?