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I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, nerdy, corny
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