I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us?
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.