Love your new profile picture.
It was love at first sniff.
I don't bite you know...unless it's called for.
Been thinking about you all day.
Is this pew taken?
I lean towards you.
I know we just met but I feel like I've known you since way back when I first began stalking you.
You're a sight for horny eyes.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.