Can I see your tinsel?
Come and sit on my knee and I'll play Bad Santa.
The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are.
Excuse me, is your name Grace? Because you are so amazing.
I'm busy but I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list.
I work really well with my hands in that I'm a fast texter.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Want to go somewhere for a spell?
I give the best massages.
Don't speak to me, don't send any messages. I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, cause my doctor advised me to keep away from Sweets.