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By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, dirty
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, clean, corny
Requesting backup!There's some L-O-V-E in progress over here!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, weird
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
(standing close and staring at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kind of sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
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