You are the only fish in the sea for me.
I would like to be paper to wrap that chocolate.
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
Are you a flower? Because this honeybee is gonna be sucking you dry tonight.
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
There's side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
Hey baby would you like to be my downbeat? I'll always put you first.