By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
Requesting backup!There's some L-O-V-E in progress over here!
'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
(standing close and staring at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kind of sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.