There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.