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My friends just left...So, you have to entertain me now.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
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Pick up line: nerdy, weird
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, Here's (name). Comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
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Pick up line: corny
Your eyes shine like the moon, your smile is bright as the sun, I can't get you of my mind, I think that you're the one.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You're kidding me – it's that easy to be good-looking?
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
May I have a some kiss, please?
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Pick up line: clean, cheesy, nerdy
Baby, i'm gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
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Pick up line: science, nerdy, corny
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
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Pick up line: science, nerdy, weird
How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so I can drive it into your lipid raft.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, clean, corny, nerdy
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