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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
WebMD says your love is contagious.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, corny
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Game of hide the sausage?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, doctor
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