Don't knock on my door, it is always opened to you.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
Requesting backup!There's some L-O-V-E in progress over here!
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
Hey girl, take your time gwtting ready. I'll just sit here and pray the rosary. You're worth waiting decades for.
I bet your like a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch!
I'm placing you on the endangered species list...Because, baby, you're one of a kind.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
I'm yin and you're yang, we just fit together.
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.