Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
You're cute, can I keep you?
Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.