I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
There's side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
Hey baby would you like to be my downbeat? I'll always put you first.
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
I'm trying to learn HTML... How To Meet Ladies, could I get your name?
If magic existed, it would be in your eyes.