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If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
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Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
I cannot stop thinking about you even if I was guaranteed to hit the jackpot if I did.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
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Pick up line: doctor, nerdy, corny
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
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Pick up line: dog, cheesy
I would endure all the hardships just to make you happy.
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Pick up line: clean
Are you a tree? Because you are unbeleafable.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
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Pick up line: cheesy
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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