If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
I cannot stop thinking about you even if I was guaranteed to hit the jackpot if I did.
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
I would endure all the hardships just to make you happy.
Are you a tree? Because you are unbeleafable.
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...