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I think about you when I masturbate.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
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84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
You're pretty and I'm damn cute. If we're together, we would be pretty cute.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, funny
Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, cute, weird
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, dirty, funny
I'm sorry but I have to tell you what people say behind your back... luxury ass!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny, reverse
What sort of person are you looking? Wait - don't tell me: medium height (...)
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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