Hi, I have this extra concert ticket...
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
Hey, I'm looking for a ski-ball partner. You in?
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.