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Hi, I have this extra concert ticket...
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
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Pick up line: dog, cheesy, clean
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
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Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
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Pick up line: doctor, nerdy, corny
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
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Pick up line: cheesy
Hey, I'm looking for a ski-ball partner. You in?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
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Pick up line: corny, cheesy
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