I think about you when I masturbate.
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You're pretty and I'm damn cute. If we're together, we would be pretty cute.
I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
I'm sorry but I have to tell you what people say behind your back... luxury ass!
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
What sort of person are you looking? Wait - don't tell me: medium height (...)