I wonder what your batter tastes like.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
I have to say I come here a lot and I've never seen anyone as stunning as you here.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick.
Sorry, er...you are so pretty I just forgot what to say.
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.