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Do you like Science?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, clean, corny
If we were around with Noah...then you, me...pair.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, clean
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, funny
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000? Cause your sweeping me off my feet!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
It isn't Christmas yet, but I'm already being gifted by your presence.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, clean
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, clean
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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