You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.
Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
If we were around with Noah...then you, me...pair.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.