Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
Sorry, I can't hold on… I've already fallen for you.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest.
I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
I'm lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
Do you want to meet Santa little helper tonight?