I love you, not because you are perfect, but because you are perfect to me.
Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.
If I had to be somewhere, it would be next to you.
The tempo of my heart changes from adagio to allegro every time you walk in the room.
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
I love you more than 20th centrury composers love atonality.
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that.