Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me you number.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
Girl, you make me an animal.
(Guy closing hand with nothing inside and showing it to girl): It's my breath from when you took it away.
Santa must've come early this year, because you were first on my Christmas list.
Shall we go see a movie?
So it says you're less than a mile away… I think destiny's trying to say something.
The book says know myself, how about I get to know you?
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.