I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.
I tell you things sober I don't even tell other people drunk.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
Extra cursed student or not, I wont even think of ignoring you.