I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000? Cause your sweeping me off my feet!
Let's get you on the naughty list.
You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.