You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
Is this pew taken?
I must be a crank cuz I'm crazy for you.
You must be a time lord, because you have two hearts...Yours and mine.
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Will you marry me for just one night?
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I wonder what your batter tastes like.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.