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I love you like pigs love mud.
Hi, I have big feet.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok. Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
You are my angel.
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Pick up line: clean
Lets play railroad. I'll be the train and you're the tunnel.
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Let's have a frank discussion about our favorite sexual positions.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
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Pick up line: dog, cheesy, clean, corny
Are you from Narnia? Cause you sure make my lion roar.
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Pick up line: corny
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