You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and there's no way I can carry all of these bags inside by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can wait...
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways.
Do you follow Manchester, cause I see us United.
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?
Are you a ketchup or mustard kind of guy/girl?