I love you like pigs love mud.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
Lets play railroad. I'll be the train and you're the tunnel.
Let's have a frank discussion about our favorite sexual positions.
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
Are you from Narnia? Cause you sure make my lion roar.