I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
What do you like to do for fun, cuz I'm gonna ask you out.
My head isn't the only thing completely shaved.
I've got skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow?
Do you like bacoon? Wanna strip?
If we were squirrels would you help me bust a nut?
By far the prettiest girl I've seen on Tinder.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
What's your favorite place to be touched?