If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
I wanna be a superhero. I wanna be yourman.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
You're the sound in my voice, the rhythm in my walk, the thunder that vibrates in my heart...Be my lightning and strike down on me!