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Let's get hoth and heavy.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're Sodium fine.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cute
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, cute
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, cheesy
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
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