I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and there's no way I can carry all of these bags inside by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can wait...
You MUST have a nice personality.
If we were around with Noah...then you, me...pair.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.