Man should always have the most important things with him. Now I just don't know how can I fit you in my backpack.
They say love hurts, but I'm ready to take that risk, if I'm going to be with you.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)