It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
I bet you $40 you're going to turn me down.
You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (Girl): That's not a color.(Boy): Tt's the color of your eyes.
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
When Santa saw you he came early.