May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
Hey, hide this in your purse for me.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Do you hear that? That rhythmic pounding noise? Oh it's just my heart beating.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
If being fine was a crime, then you will just have to pay the time.
My name is Skittles…Wanna taste my rainbow?
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)