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Your lab bench, or mine?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny, physics, nerdy
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, doctor
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