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I'm lost now. Could you help me find directions to your house?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
So, do you like turtles?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Do you have a nickname? If you don't I'll just call you later.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Hi beautiful! That's your name, right?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Let me guess, is your name Summer? (No.) I thought you were because you're so hot.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
You have the ass of a great artist.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, dirty
You look like my first wife and I have never been married.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
ey baby, my body is lonely, if ours were together they would be inseperable!
82.86 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, cute
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