I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
My Mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
Your eyes are dark like a castle moat at night. Lower your drawbridge, my queen, and let me cross.
Whats a nice girl like you doing in a mind like mine?
I'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.