I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
You're pretty and I'm damn cute. If we're together, we would be pretty cute.
Call me Ariel, because I want to be a part of our world.
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
For you I can be a knight in shining armor.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
You are the SDK in my life. I won't compile without you.