Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
There's side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
I'm trying to learn HTML... How To Meet Ladies, could I get your name?
If magic existed, it would be in your eyes.
Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?