If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
Let's roleplay, you'll be a magic Carpet and I'll be Aladdin; now let me ride your magic carpet.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
You look lovely, I would be honored if you will accompany me to a modestly priced meal at Red Lobster and then a night of romantic movies and board games.