I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
I have to be honest, the thought of being around in you in person makes me really nervous but I'm willing to go through it if you'll go out with me.
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
Big spoon or small spoon?
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
Hey! What kind of music do you listen to?
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?