Wanna see the programs in my TI-85?
Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.
Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
Hi, can you let me concentrate on something else for a change?