Big spoon or small spoon?
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.
What sort of person are you looking? Wait - don't tell me: medium height (...)
What do you see? [Nothing]. That's my life without you.
There's side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.