Best pick up lines ever

If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder
We are programmed for each other baby!
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, clean, cute, corny
Are you a angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *
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Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Be honest. Which member of 1D is your fave?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
You defragment my life.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, weird
Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, nerdy
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