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Big spoon or small spoon?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute
I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute
What sort of person are you looking? Wait - don't tell me: medium height (...)
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
What do you see? [Nothing]. That's my life without you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
There's side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
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