Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
Hey, want to be pirates with me? Maybe we could hook up.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
You're like finding the perfect audition piece; rare, beautiful, and well worth the search.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
I think I was blind before I met you.
I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
How come you're not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that's where angels belonged.
Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?