If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
We are programmed for each other baby!
Are you a angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
Be honest. Which member of 1D is your fave?
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
You defragment my life.
Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.