Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Hey, where are you going? (Home.) You're not just going to leave me here like this, are you?
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
I'm used to staying up all night.
I want to be your favourite hello, and hardest goodbye.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!