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Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, weird
Hey, where are you going? (Home.) You're not just going to leave me here like this, are you?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy, weird
I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, funny
I'm used to staying up all night.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
I want to be your favourite hello, and hardest goodbye.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute
I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, dirty
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