You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
I don't know your name but I'm sure it is as beautiful as you are.
I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock!
You are the light of my life...You turn me on.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
I can get you off the Naughty List.