Best pick up lines ever

Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Your presence is like the sun for me. It keeps me alive and it makes me glow.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, physics, science
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I can't move-on!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, music
Keep talking...I'm diagnosing you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, weird
I used to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
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