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If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, offensive
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cheesy, corny
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, corny
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
Don't smile at me like this or I won't be able to hold myself back any longer and I will kiss you immediately.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean
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