If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
You're the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
I want to shoot my neutron into you so we can make lots of little molecules.
Can I help you unzip your files?
Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?