You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
When Santa saw you he came early.
So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call Fine Print!
Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.