Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
If you see a shooting star, close your eyes and make a wish. It worked for me, I wished for you!
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.
I love you like pigs love mud.
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
Let's do some bedroom acrobatics.