Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel.
Thinking about you is like breathing. It can't stop and it's essential for my survival.
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
Are you a unicorn? Cause you're my fantasy.
I don't know your name but I'm sure it is as beautiful as you are.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world!
You make me even hotter than global warming does.
(standing close and staring at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kind of sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?