My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
I must be lost... because I see paradise.
I love you like pigs love mud.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us?
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.