Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Our relationship is like caesium...explosive.
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
Baby, you make me vasodilate!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
I want to kiss your belly button, and move all the way down to your lips.
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.