I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
We would go great together, like peanut butter and jelly.
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year, together and laughing?
I hear you like Bolts, well let me teach you how to screw.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.