Sorry, I have trouble expressing myself. I just think you are the most gorgeous person I've ever met.
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (No.) Are you taking applications?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Your presence is like the sun for me. It keeps me alive and it makes me glow.
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
You're so hot. I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!