Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Look up the symbols for Hydrogen and Iodine and that's what I have to say to you.
You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains? I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
I'll give you kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.