I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
In a relationship, I only want three things: eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie, and love that won't die.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
Being with you makes me want to stop studying. Almost.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.