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Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, weird
Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we'd be heading back to either your place or mine.
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
For you I can be a knight in shining armor.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Would you like to see the most beautiful girl in the world? Just go to your room an hold up a mirror.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
You almost killed me! I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
It takes balls to play golf.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
I would ask you if you're from Tennenssee, but I think you're a 9/10...and I'm the 1 you need.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute
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