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You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Let's do some bedroom acrobatics.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, dirty
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I would endure all the hardships just to make you happy.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, clean
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, corny, dirty
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
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