To the world, you may be one person. But to me, you are the world!
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?
WebMD says your love is contagious.
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.