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Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
You're too hot. You should chill with me.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You are what I want for Christmas.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, clean
I wanna be a superhero. I wanna be yourman.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
I think Pythagorean Theorem won't work on you. You're so damn acute.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: math, cheesy, corny, nerdy, clean
I think that you have a little bit of witch in you. Cause you've bewitched me.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
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