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Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, creepy, dirty
I need to learn Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, cute, corny
I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, corny
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: math, science, cheesy
Call me Kirby...Cuz I'm taking you to Dreamland.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, clean, corny
Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream.
Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I'm in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
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