Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
You're too hot. You should chill with me.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
You are what I want for Christmas.
I wanna be a superhero. I wanna be yourman.
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
I think Pythagorean Theorem won't work on you. You're so damn acute.
I think that you have a little bit of witch in you. Cause you've bewitched me.