I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"