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Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, music, dirty
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
Girl if you think I'm good at memorizing sheet music, just think about what I can do with your body.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, music, dirty
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
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