[Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
Can I get you a tennis ball?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.