Do you like Science?
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?
So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? (No.) Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Baby, you make me weak in the knees! Just kidding. Yesterday was leg day!
Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".