Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
I bet your like a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch!
Roses are red, violets are blue – there's nothing in this world prettier than you.
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
You should see the things I do to you in my dreams...
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.