Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.
Love is not a word to say. Love is not a game to play. Love doesn't start in April and ends in May. Love is yesterday, tomorrow and forever.
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".