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Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, doctor
I'm heterosectional, but I'd be homosectional for you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, nerdy
If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, creepy
I will never be able to think about anyone else than you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dog, clean
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
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