When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I see you and my life is complete.
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
You're the woman I want to spend my life with today.
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
Did you go swimming earier or did I get you wet?
Girl if you think I'm good at memorizing sheet music, just think about what I can do with your body.