Am I dreaming? Because this is so unreal.
Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.
Do you believe in love at first set...or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.
Love is not a word to say. Love is not a game to play. Love doesn't start in April and ends in May. Love is yesterday, tomorrow and forever.
When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".