Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
I'm heterosectional, but I'd be homosectional for you.
Your exquisite breasts have exacerbated my asthma.
If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
I will never be able to think about anyone else than you.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!