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Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
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Pick up line: hockey, corny, dirty
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
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Pick up line: clean, cute
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
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Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
You are the SDK in my life. I won't compile without you.
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Pick up line: nerdy, clean
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
Sorry, I have trouble expressing myself. I just think you are the most gorgeous person I've ever met.
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Pick up line: clean
You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
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Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, clean
Some say that beauty is in a drop of water. Well, in that case you're the ocean!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
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Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean
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