Guy: You are so rude! Girl: How am I being rude? Guy: Because you're looking so fine and not telling me your name.
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
Hey girl. My love for you is like an action potential. It is all or nothing.
Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One.
Are you a Snitch? Because you're the finest catch here.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.