You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night.
How does it feel to be with the most beautiful man in the room?
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
My signature isn't the only thing that's big.
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
My name is Skittles…Wanna taste my rainbow?
I wonder what you taste like.
I wonder what your batter tastes like.
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.