What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium & Xenon – HeYSeXe...
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
Excuse me, did you just feel my ass? (No.) Why not?
You're like a Sharpie – super fine.
May I introduce my name? I'm Doug. It's like god, but it's spelled backwards with a U wrapped up in it.
Let's play a game...Winner dates loser.
Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!
Your dress looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
You must be the witch, because you've cast a love spell on me.
If I bite my lip will you kiss it better?