Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
It isn't Christmas yet, but I'm already being gifted by your presence.
Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up.
The Oracle told me you are the one.
I would give my heart and soul for just a moment with you.
I was taught to call people by name, and I want to call you love.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
Are you chemist? Because I want to do you periodically on a table.